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Why did the Unicycle Win the Race Against the Bicycle?

Last updated on July 17, 2019 by Sal Ferrarello

Q: Why did the unicycle win the race against the bicycle?

A: The bicycle was two tired.

Q: That makes sense, but why didn’t the Corvette win?

A: It was two exhausted.

Sal Ferrarello
Sal Ferrarello (@salcode)
Sal is a PHP developer with a focus on the WordPress platform. He is a conference speaker with a background including Piano Player, Radio DJ, Magician/Juggler, Beach Photographer, and High School Math Teacher. Sal can be found professionally at WebDevStudios, where he works as a senior backend engineer.

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