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Captain Hook’s sneakers

Last updated on May 1, 2019 by Sal Ferrarello

Why does Captain Hook wear sneakers? Because he’s afraid of Crocs.

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Airline Bagels

Last updated on September 29, 2013 by Sal Ferrarello

What kind of bagels do they serve on airlines? Plain Bagels (plane bagels) In truth, this is not my original joke but my 5 year old son’s; however, since he is my son and the joke is his, could this still be my joke by the transitive property? photo credit: Campobello Island via photopin cc

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I’m a Buttercup

Last updated on August 27, 2013 by Sal Ferrarello

A little girl says to her father, “Look at me Daddy, I’m a buttercup.” He replies, “Don’t be ranunculus.” And thus ends my segment of jokes for horticulturists. Relevant link (Wikipedia Ranunculus).

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French Fries in July

Last updated on August 21, 2013 by Sal Ferrarello

What does a gymnast put on her french fries in July? somersault (summer salt)

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Spice Dealer’s Convertible

Last updated on August 12, 2013 by Sal Ferrarello

Did you hear about the spice dealer whose mother liked his convertible? He lent the cardamom.

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