Why does Captain Hook wear sneakers? Because he’s afraid of Crocs.
What kind of bagels do they serve on airlines? Plain Bagels (plane bagels) In truth, this is not my original joke but my 5 year old son’s; however, since he is my son and the joke is his, could this still be my joke by the transitive property? photo credit: Campobello Island via photopin cc
A little girl says to her father, “Look at me Daddy, I’m a buttercup.” He replies, “Don’t be ranunculus.” And thus ends my segment of jokes for horticulturists. Relevant link (Wikipedia Ranunculus).
What does a gymnast put on her french fries in July? somersault (summer salt)
Did you hear about the spice dealer whose mother liked his convertible? He lent the cardamom.