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Math Metaphors

Last updated on August 25, 2020 by Sal Ferrarello

Dad, your math metaphors are awful. My response, “What’s meta 2 plus meta 2 ?”

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Why did the Unicycle Win the Race Against the Bicycle?

Last updated on July 17, 2019 by Sal Ferrarello

Why did the unicycle win the race against the bicycle? The bicycle was two tired. But what about the Corvette?

Warning! This is a draft, not a finalized post. See full draft disclosure.

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A Mime Walks into a Bar

Last updated on August 22, 2019 by Sal Ferrarello

This joke is best told out loud, A mime walks into a bar and says… (then pause) and keep pausing. Eventually, the listener either laughs or shakes their head and walks away.

Warning! This is a draft, not a finalized post. See full draft disclosure.

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A Scientist says, “Find me the most famous mimes in the world”

Last updated on September 17, 2019 by Sal Ferrarello

A scientist has a lab that overlooks a park. In the park, he sees the worst mime he has ever seen. This mime flails around and is inconsistent about the objects he pretends to interact with. The scientist says to his team, “Find me the two most famous mimes in the world.”

Warning! This is a draft, not a finalized post. See full draft disclosure.

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Astronomer who showered with a hamburger

Last updated on October 22, 2018 by Sal Ferrarello

Did you hear about the astronomer who showered with a tiny hamburger slider?

He upgraded to a quarter pound burger because wanted a “meatier shower”.

Warning! This is a draft, not a finalized post. See full draft disclosure.

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If I Were Named Mervin

Last updated on October 15, 2018 by Sal Ferrarello

If I were named Mervin, I would start a podcast where I explore the wisdom of Benjamin Franklin.

It would be called, “Franklin Sense and Merv”.

Warning! This is a draft, not a finalized post. See full draft disclosure.

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Tiny Train Coal Car

Last updated on November 6, 2013 by Sal Ferrarello

Did you hear about train with the tiny coal car that fell off the tracks? “Are you okay?”, asked the engine. “I didn’t break anything but I am a little tender.” photo credit: Bricknave via photopin cc

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Captain Hook’s sneakers

Last updated on May 1, 2019 by Sal Ferrarello

Why does Captain Hook wear sneakers? Because he’s afraid of Crocs.

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Airline Bagels

Last updated on September 29, 2013 by Sal Ferrarello

What kind of bagels do they serve on airlines? Plain Bagels (plane bagels) In truth, this is not my original joke but my 5 year old son’s; however, since he is my son and the joke is his, could this still be my joke by the transitive property? photo credit: Campobello Island via photopin cc

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I’m a Buttercup

Last updated on August 27, 2013 by Sal Ferrarello

A little girl says to her father, “Look at me Daddy, I’m a buttercup.” He replies, “Don’t be ranunculus.” And thus ends my segment of jokes for horticulturists. Relevant link (Wikipedia Ranunculus).

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