Did you hear about the astronomer who showered with a tiny hamburger slider?
He upgraded to a quarter pound burger because wanted a “meatier shower”.
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Warning!
This is a draft, not a finalized post. See full draft disclosure.
If I Were Named Mervin
If I were named Mervin, I would start a podcast where I explore the wisdom of Benjamin Franklin.
It would be called, “Franklin Sense and Merv”.
Tiny Train Coal Car
Did you hear about train with the tiny coal car that fell off the tracks? “Are you okay?”, asked the engine. “I didn’t break anything but I am a little tender.” photo credit: Bricknave via photopin cc
Captain Hook’s sneakers
Why does Captain Hook wear sneakers? Because he’s afraid of crocs.
Airline Bagels
What kind of bagels do they serve on airlines? Plain Bagels (plane bagels) In truth, this is not my original joke but my 5 year old son’s; however, since he is my son and the joke is his, could this still be my joke by the transitive property? photo credit: Campobello Island via photopin cc
I’m a Buttercup
A little girl says to her father, “Look at me Daddy, I’m a buttercup.” He replies, “Don’t be ranunculus.” And thus ends my segment of jokes for horticulturists. Relevant link (Wikipedia Ranunculus).
French Fries in July
What does a gymnast put on her french fries in July? somersault (summer salt)
Spice Dealer’s Convertible
Did you hear about the spice dealer whose mother liked his convertible? He lent the cardamom.