Did you hear about train with the tiny coal car that fell off the tracks? “Are you okay?”, asked the engine. “I didn’t break anything but I am a little tender.” photo credit: Bricknave via photopin cc Continue reading

Why does Captain Hook wear sneakers? Because he’s afraid of crocs. Continue reading

What kind of bagels do they serve on airlines? Plain Bagels (plane bagels) In truth, this is not my original joke but my 5 year old son’s; however, since he is my son and the joke is his, could this still be my joke by the transitive property? photo credit: Campobello Island via photopin cc Continue reading

A little girl says to her father, “Look at me Daddy, I’m a buttercup.” He replies, “Don’t be ranunculus.” And thus ends my segment of jokes for horticulturists. Relevant link (Wikipedia Ranunculus). Continue reading

What does a gymnast put on her french fries in July? somersault (summer salt) Continue reading

Did you hear about the spice dealer whose mother liked his convertible? He lent the cardamom. Continue reading