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I Want to Get a Cow and Name it Jagger

Last updated on January 15, 2023 by Sal Ferrarello

I want to get a cow and name it Jagger. Then I’m going to walk around mooing and when people ask me what I’m doing…

Filed Under: Funny Tagged With: original joke

Robert Preston visits Reading PA

Last updated on September 13, 2022 by Sal Ferrarello

Joke: Did I ever tell you about the time I got to welcome Robert Preston to a baseball game in Reading, PA? I was there to greet him when he got out of his limo and I asked him, “Who is your favorite minor league ball team?” and he replied, “Fightins, star greeter.”

Filed Under: Funny Tagged With: original joke

You’re Lucky to Have Special K

Last updated on October 19, 2021 by Sal Ferrarello

At breakfast, I told my son, “You’re lucky to have Special K cereal for breakfast.”

Warning! This is a draft, not a finalized post. See full draft disclosure.

Filed Under: Draft, Funny, Parenting Tagged With: original joke

Brady Bunch Achievement

Last updated on July 8, 2021 by Sal Ferrarello

The “Brady Bunch Achievement” is when you have exactly nine people on a video call. When this happens, viewing all participants in a grid looks like the intro to the Brady Bunch.

Warning! This is a draft, not a finalized post. See full draft disclosure.

Filed Under: Draft, Funny

Math Metaphors

Last updated on August 25, 2020 by Sal Ferrarello

Dad, your math metaphors are awful. My response, “What’s meta 2 plus meta 2 ?”

Filed Under: Funny Tagged With: original joke

Why did the Unicycle Win the Race Against the Bicycle?

Last updated on July 17, 2019 by Sal Ferrarello

Why did the unicycle win the race against the bicycle? The bicycle was two tired. But what about the Corvette?

Warning! This is a draft, not a finalized post. See full draft disclosure.

Filed Under: Draft, Funny Tagged With: original joke

A Mime Walks into a Bar

Last updated on August 22, 2019 by Sal Ferrarello

This joke is best told out loud, A mime walks into a bar and says… (then pause) and keep pausing. Eventually, the listener either laughs or shakes their head and walks away.

Warning! This is a draft, not a finalized post. See full draft disclosure.

Filed Under: Draft, Funny Tagged With: original joke

A Scientist says, “Find me the most famous mimes in the world”

Last updated on September 17, 2019 by Sal Ferrarello

A scientist has a lab that overlooks a park. In the park, he sees the worst mime he has ever seen. This mime flails around and is inconsistent about the objects he pretends to interact with. The scientist says to his team, “Find me the two most famous mimes in the world.”

Warning! This is a draft, not a finalized post. See full draft disclosure.

Filed Under: Draft, Funny Tagged With: original joke

Astronomer who showered with a hamburger

Last updated on October 22, 2018 by Sal Ferrarello

Did you hear about the astronomer who showered with a tiny hamburger slider?

He upgraded to a quarter pound burger because wanted a “meatier shower”.

Warning! This is a draft, not a finalized post. See full draft disclosure.

Filed Under: Draft, Funny Tagged With: original joke

If I Were Named Mervin

Last updated on October 15, 2018 by Sal Ferrarello

If I were named Mervin, I would start a podcast where I explore the wisdom of Benjamin Franklin.

It would be called, “Franklin Sense and Merv”.

Warning! This is a draft, not a finalized post. See full draft disclosure.

Filed Under: Draft, Funny Tagged With: original joke

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