I want to get a cow and name it Jagger. Then I’m going to walk around mooing and when people ask me what I’m doing…
I’m going to say, “I’ve got the moos like Jagger”.
Maroon 5 has a song called “Moves Like Jagger”, which sounds like “Moos like Jagger”.
Parenting Side Note
I tried to share this joke with each of my two sons individually but in both cases as soon as I said, “I want to get a cow and name it Jagger”, they immediately jumped to the punchline.
I’m a very proud father.