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I Want to Get a Cow and Name it Jagger

Last updated on January 15, 2023 by Sal Ferrarello

I want to get a cow and name it Jagger. Then I’m going to walk around mooing and when people ask me what I’m doing…

I’m going to say, “I’ve got the moos like Jagger”.

Explanation

Maroon 5 has a song called “Moves Like Jagger”, which sounds like “Moos like Jagger”.

Parenting Side Note

I tried to share this joke with each of my two sons individually but in both cases as soon as I said, “I want to get a cow and name it Jagger”, they immediately jumped to the punchline.

I’m a very proud father.

Sal Ferrarello
Sal Ferrarello (@salcode)
Sal is a PHP developer with a focus on the WordPress platform. He is a conference speaker with a background including Piano Player, Radio DJ, Magician/Juggler, Beach Photographer, and High School Math Teacher. Sal can be found professionally at WebDevStudios, where he works as a senior backend engineer.

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